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First Apple Store ever to sell the new IPHONE 15 PRO MAX X AIR MINI ULTRA PLUS 5G FOLD I X A SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER X Y Z ALPHA 2022 FREE ROBUX+MINECOINS GENERATOR with 16TB of storage. Now starting at just your average $11,999. Thank you.

iPhone Sales
IPHONE 15 PRO MAX X AIR MINI ULTRA PLUS 5G FOLD I X A SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER X Y Z ALPHA 2022 FREE ROBUX+MINECOINS GENERATOR - Starting at $19,999
iPhone 15 Pro Max - Starting at $9999
iPhone 15 Pro - Starting at $9998
iPhone 15 Plus - Starting at $9998
iPhone 15 - Starting at $9997

iPhone 14 Pro Max WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES NEXT MONTH DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9996
iPhone 14 Pro WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES NEXT MONTH DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9995
iPhone 14 Plus WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES NEXT MONTH DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9995
iPhone 14 WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES NEXT MONTH DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9994

iPhone 13 Pro Max WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 14 DAYS DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9993
iPhone 13 Pro WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 14 DAYS DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9992
iPhone 13 WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 14 DAYS DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9991
iPhone 13 Mini WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 14 DAYS DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9990

iPhone 12 WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 1 DAY DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9989
iPhone 12 Mini WILL LOSE SOFTWARE UPDATES IN 1 DAY DO NOT BUY - Starting at $9988

iPhone SE WILL GET YOU LAUGHED AT FOR BEING POOR - Starting at $9987

iPhone Repairs & Replacements
Apple Care- (Get your product “repaired” or replaced for $100,000) - Starting at $37 per day.
Screen Replacement - Starting at buy a new phone
Battery Replacement - Starting at seriously buy a new phone already
Water Damage “Repair” - Starting at you do not deserve an iPhone
Back Glass Repair - Starting at alright we get it you’re not unique
iPhone Replacement - Starting at $100,000 you monstor

iPad Sales
iPad 9th Generation - Starting at You’re a poor kid, abandon your dreams
iPad 10th Generation - Starting at You’re a kind of rich kid, abandon your dreams
iPad Air 5th Generation - Starting at You’re a really rich kid, alright just buy an iPad
iPad Pro 11" 3rd Generation - Starting at We get it, you’re really, really rich, just buy an iPad already
iPad Pro 12.9" 5th Generation - Starting at WE GET IT JUST BUY THE GOSH DARN iPAD ALREADY!!!

Mac Sales
MacBook Air - Starting at $2699
MacBook Pro - Starting at $6969
Mac Mini - Starting at $6969
iMac - Starting at $696969

iPod Sales
Too late they’re all gone, boomer

Case Sales
Who needs a case when you can just buy a new iPhone if you break it?

Charger Sales
Oh thank you for returning charger customer #193,129
1.5m Lightning Cable - $79
10w USB-A Charging Brick - $129
1.5m USB-C Cable - $129
25w USB-C Charging Brick - $249
MacBook USB-C Charger + Brick - $599
MacBook Magsafe Charger + Brick - $599

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why

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Hello would you like to buy the iPhone 15 Pro Max Ultra Plus 5G Fold á”’âżá¶œá”‰ Amogus X Y Z with 16TB of storage?

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Sure that will be $9999, but it only has 8MB of storage. You can pay $11,999 for 16TB

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i want the iPhone 15 Pro Max Ultra Plus 5G Fold á”’âżá¶œá”‰ Amogus X Y Z with 16TB of storage too, here is my money gives billion dollars

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Thank you @AmazingMeower and @Bloctans for your purchase. Would you like to buy iCloud-?

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sure

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Alright it starts at $19.99 per day for 1GB of storage.

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Hang on aren’t you banned from Meower for being roblox kid? Sorry, we don’t serve annoying roblox kid here.

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btw i have a new phone purposal:
IPHONE 15 PRO MAX X AIR MINI ULTRA PLUS 5G FOLD I X A SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER X Y Z ALPHA 2022 FREE ROBUX+MINECOINS GENERATOR starting at 19,999$

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Sure! Let’s bring the idea to Time C***!

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make this phone plz

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Hello! We have good news! Time C*** is making the phone!

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what

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Would you like a 0% discount?

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sure!

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Alright, that will be $19,999 (minus 0% discount) please!

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ok

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Here it is Filebin | ggwzrgfu7ocilrvu

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This isn’t just an upgrade, it’s a breakthrough